Cardboard Bird.

Well, one day during my study hall I was having a sort of... break down. I was going on and on about how I was going to run away and join the circus and become a cardboard bird.

Now, my ever so loving boyfriend would be devastated if I left him and ran away. So the story was that I would shackle him to my leg and fly to Hawaii xD He, obviously isn't featured in this picture.

Anywho, there's me flying with cardboard wings.